Total Nuclear Annihilation Pinball Candle

Yes, a candle.  Show your love for the Total Nuclear Annihilation pinball machine with by lighting this candle on fire.  This totally normal candle comes in many different scents and its 9oz containment vessel is made of some alloy of fused silica sand from the earth.  The material inside the vessel is made with 100% natural soy wax with a 100% cotton ignition sustainment core that has a half life of about 25 hours, but eventually after about 50-60 hours of burning will not have enough fuel to sustain itself any longer. The good news is that since the fuel is not radioactive, the containment vessel can be reused to hold extra tears, or the worn out pinballs you drained when playing TNA. Each candle is guaranteed to not improve your pinball skills but it will definitely sweeten the air in your moments of defeat or blissful glory.